NO ALIENS ALLOWED!

only humans allowed

REASONS ALIENS ARE NOT WELCOME HERE:

• they are not from this planet!!!
• they make the vibe of the party weird with their big ass black eyes staring everywhere, like just pick something to starte at!! don't stare at everybody at once!
• they won't shut up about how they "come in peace" and then will still anal probe you without warning, fuck you!
• They think it's funny to photobomb but it's not it's FUCKING ANNOYING!!

there are more reasons, but these are the ones I can pull out of my hairy ass without a second thought. Seriously though, you're not welcome here. Go away.

Proof that Duende is real 2009 no fake!